Sunday, March 21, 2010

Agreed

In response to Shystechris's post "Fail Pugs are Fail" I had to run a few near fail pugs myself. But I am the tank in all of them.
1.)H HoS- Warrior enters making comments about how his health was higher than the tank's, he pulls 1st mob, goes pretty well, I quickly change gear and to my dps spec as soon as leaving combat. After skipping Crys and Maiden, we move directly over and pick up Brann, and gain access to Sjonner or what ever his name is. We down him...warrior and 2 dps leave, healer responds "What a cocky pos". Soooo, there is 2 missing, well needed emblems.
2.)H UP-Had a retarded ass mage pull, I tell him I'm gonna let him have the aggro, all in the mean time the asshole healer was telling me how much i sucked as a tank because i couldnt hold aggro. We make it to Svala, while waiting for the Lich King to stfu, i'm dancing around, dumbass mage pulls the abom at the bottom of the steps with 30 sec left of talking...I let it wipe, mage leaves, we get a new dps, heals still talkin shit about how I just need to delete my fail tank DK. Ready...Set...Go...I lead our group to victory with not a single soul dying. Oh, and after downing Svala, our healer never said another word.
3.)H PoS-OK, 1st boss went really well, no one had a problem hiding behind the rocks, or moving away. We downed the first boss quickly. On to the second boss, hmmm...nope, still not a problem, till we downed him, then...instead of mounting up, and getting our ass up the hill so we can avoid those heavy hitting bastards at the 1st part of the hill, we had stupid people hanging around looking at all the shiny loot. I make it to the top, with the Ele Shaman, turn around to see our group getting 1 shotted so without thinking, I start back down the hill to try and save them, but since heals was at the other end, It was a lost cause...we wipe. Now I am really dreading the battle to get up the hill, just hoping our tree heals wouldnt fail us now. And ya know what, he didnt fail, we made it up the hill to the cave. Now, I clearly stated before we entered, DO NOT DPS, and STAY BEHIND THE TANK, AND IF HEALS PASSES YOU, YOU ARE WRONG.
Well, obviously people dont listen cause i heard the very familiar sound of Fan of Knives, I now see why the rogue always dies first...lol. Made it to the 1st platform, and our epic tree didnt realize that standing under the falling ice really hurts, we wipe again. Second attempt at the cave went alot better. Now on to the last boss, I ask if every one knows the fight, everyone says yes. I pull, we wipe, I look at friendly fire, and the hunter and rogue both dealt alot of damage to me...lol. Since this was the rogues second screw up, I initiate a vote to kick...success...In comes pally, and the tree whispers to me that the huntard had gotten a 30K crit....while he had the mark...wow...could be why I died so fast. Any ways, we end up wiping 2 more times untill people figure out that I was telling them to stop dpsing when they had the mark, cause it really hurts.
Well, after those interesting instances, my total repair bill came to 97g.
And this makes me beleive that stupid people should have to pay at least 50g each to the tank just to enter the group.

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